Becoming Awesomer - Welcome Home to You ```

Welcome home to you.

[Your back photo showing strength - Day 363]
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The Truth

You've been waiting.

Waiting for the right plan. The right moment. The right version of yourself to finally show up.

Waiting for someone to give you permission. To tell you exactly what to do. To promise it will work this time.

But here's what you actually need:

To trust yourself again.

Not me. Not another expert. Not another program that asks you to believe in their system more than you believe in yourself.

You.

The Proof

I've been doing this for 15 years.

[Before/After arms - Day 1 vs Day 363]
[Pushup progression chart]

This isn't theory. This is what happens when you show up for yourself. One day at a time. One decision at a time.

Not because I'm special. Because the system works.

And now it's your turn.

What will you accomplish in 2026?
Category 2025 2026
Pushups completed 10,011
Water consumed 76 gallons
Money saved $2,000
Time walking/running 58 hours
Meals cooked at home 312

How It Works

52 weeks. Five habits. Progressive assignments.

Every Sunday, you get an email with that week's tasks.

You decide which days work for you.

You show up. You report your progress. You build trust with yourself.

Week 1 is laughably easy.

Week 52 will surprise you.

By the end:

  • You'll have saved over $2,000
  • Built strength you didn't think possible
  • Created habits that actually stick
  • Proven to yourself that you can follow through

Not because I yelled at you. Because you chose to show up.

Start Your Journey

$31/month. Cancel anytime.

52 weeks of weekly assignments, self-directed progress, and building trust with yourself.

Start any Monday. Your journey begins when you do.

Questions?

When do I start?

We launch January 1, 2026.

If you sign up after January 1, your first email arrives the following Sunday.

Then you show up every day for 365 days because that's what you promised yourself.

What do I get?

Every Sunday, you get an email with your assignments for the week.

You plan how YOUR week looks and what days you complete each task.

What if I miss a day?

You can't. You made the plan. You can change the plan. You have all week to figure it out and get it done.

What if I give up on me and miss six weeks?

Then you start over.

The whole promise to yourself is that you show up for yourself every day. This isn't about missing pushups - this is breaking the pattern of self-abandonment.

Do I need equipment?

No. Just you and a willingness to start small.

How will I save $2,000 and do 10,000 pushups? I'm broke and weak.

We start ridiculously small and we show up and the results compound.

We start with one pushup. That's it. Anyone can do that.

By the end, you'll be someone who can handle way more because you've been building slowly all year.

Welcome home.

This is where you stop waiting for permission and start trusting yourself.

52 weeks from now, you'll be someone who follows through.

Not because of me.

Because of you.

Start Now - $31/month
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Who We Are

This is where delulu dreams become legendary lives.

You're scrolling through life waiting for permission to be amazing. But permission doesn't come from outside - it comes from doing impossible things until it's just another Tuesday.

I've reached to top in the baddest genres in motorsports. Built a yoga empire after taking two classes. Started planning my Taco Bell Wedding Chapel wedding 15 minutes after I met him. This isn't theory - it's proof that audacious living actually works.

Oh, and I got my life coaching certification (and so did my cat) for $7. The same amount most "coaches" invest to charge you $2,800 to tell you to wake up at 5 am and eat kale. The difference? I actually built the life I'm teaching instead of just talking about it.

The full Delulu Experience gives you everything you need to operate at this level:

  • Monthly zine with stories you can't get anywhere else ($15 value)
  • Adventures YOU DO that earn you a Degree in Awesome ($7 value)
  • Trapeze Yoga to keep you grounded while being unhinged. ($25 value )
  • The framework for making impossible shit look easy

All for $30/month - because legendary lives require legendary commitment.

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