annieology Volume 2 - Queen of the Mother f*ing World signed copy
Queen of the
Mother F*ing World
by annie ✨
Wander Woman got us out of the wilderness.
She did her job.
But wandering isn't a destination.
Vol 2 is what happens when you finally get tired of your own excuses, pick up your sword, and fight your own battles.
Nobody is coming to save you. Good.
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Ships June 2026 · Signed author copy · Free chapter delivered instantly
"Nice put me on the kitchen floor. The Queen got me off it."— annie
Once upon a time I relied
on someone else to save me.
Every one of them failed.
The Queen didn't save me either. She gave me the courage to grab my sword and fight my own battles.
This is the part nobody warns you about — after the awakening, after Spain, after the croissants in Paris. This is where the real work starts.
Vol 2 is funny. It's ugly. It's the book your therapist wishes you'd written so she didn't have to explain it to you for $200 an hour.
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The Queen
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She stopped waiting in line and took over the world.
The rest of the story is in the book.