**“Oh Queso… What Happened Was” Tee**
The best way to start any story that is mostly true where names may have been changed to protect the not so innocent.
You know the stories we’re talking about. The ones that start with a deep breath, a careful glance around the room, and those magic words: “Okay so… what happened was…”
Perfect for:
- Storytellers with the best (mostly true) tales
- Anyone who’s ever had to change names to protect identities
- People whose stories always start with “you’re not going to believe this”
- Those who appreciate a good pun with their questionable life choices
Soft, comfortable, and ready for whatever adventure becomes your next story.
*Warning: May increase requests for story time and decrease plausible deniability.*
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| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Width, in |
15.98 |
16.73 |
17.76 |
18.74 |
19.76 |
| Length, in |
26.26 |
26.73 |
27.36 |
27.99 |
28.62 |
| Sleeve length, in |
5.04 |
5.28 |
5.51 |
5.75 |
5.98 |
“this definitely happened but I’m not naming names” 😂
Made to feel like a well-loved favorite, these tees come with a feminine fit that is as stylish as it is comfy. The ribbed knitting makes the collar highly elastic while the twill tape on the shoulder seams stabilizes the back of the shirt and prevents stretching.
.: 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Slim fit with longer body length
.: Tear away label
.: Runs smaller than usual
